Filthy McNasty/Filthy McNastier: Maximum Douche/Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse Fuck!


Titles: Filthy McNasty/Filthy McNastier: Maximum Douche/Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse Fuck! (2002/05/05)
Ratings: 2/5, 1/5, 2.5/5
Genre: Comedy
Starring: Debbie Rochon, Tim Ekkibus, Jason McCall, Teen Ape
Director: Chris Seaver
Duration: 47/49/57 mins

Since these three movies are essentially the same exact story, I've lumped them all together here. Chris Seaver, who also brought us Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! and Terror At Blood Fart Lake, brings us a trilogy so engulfed in its own bodily fluids, X-rated jokes, and kinky sex that, well, we can't look away.

The first installment introduces Liz and Julie, two college nerds with zero sex-appeal who only want to be hot so they can be banged by all the popular guys. Goth fag Julian offers his magic to call upon the sex demon, Phil, and grant these two girls their wish, but at the cost of the lives of all they want to impress at the upcoming party. McNastier is pretty similar. Flat-chested Lori spends her days looking at nudie magazines and daydreaming about having big boobs. Once again, Julian offers his services and has Phil grant her wish in time for the party held by her roommates. McNastiest, finally, has Clavell being dumped by his extremely busty girlfriend. This time it’s his female friend that calls upon a sex demon to grant his wish. However it’s a female sex demon by the name of D’artagnan who bestows upon Clavell 12 inches of dangling fury. And, you guessed it, he’s throwing a party to show it off.

Before we hit all of the inherent drawbacks of these flicks, let’s start out with the good. First off, we have cult siren Debbie Rochon in the lead in the first McNasty, a sight for sore eyes that’s dearly missed in the following two installments. Secondly, the dialog is hilarious. If Seaver has done anything right with these movies it’s all the sleazy euphemisms for everything sex-related, which are constant in the first movie but loses its spice in the second and third. Lastly, the gross-out, raunchy, and splatterific humor is something to talk about. Not that it’s really clever or even well done, but the magnitude of how disgusting these scenes can get will satisfy any fan of cult films (blowjob impalements anyone? yes, that’s plural). Thankfully, all the dongs in these movies are dildos. And a nice role by Low Budget Pictures mascot, Teen Ape, amps the fun.

Now onto the bad. These films suffers from an incredibly low budget. Although I’m not one to complain about such things, since these movies are edited pretty well and get away with A LOT, the amateurism blatantly shows and may not be everyone’s cup of tea. The unoriginality of the McNasty’s are a problem, too, as they are all the exact same story. However, you could look at this as somewhat of a running joke instead of 3 separate movies. Filthy McNastier is by far the least engaging, the colorful dialog isn’t as persistent as its predecessor and the sex and stool level isn’t as high as its successor. The characters are more like caricatures and are all delightfully offensive, such as the white Seaver making an appearance as Bonejack, the black Don King-meets-Bill Cosby defeater of demons.

The brevity and audacity of the McNasty trilogy makes them easy to sit through and, if your standards are as low as mine, easy to enjoy. The most extremely filthy of the bunch is the third installment, which is a nice end to the series and is well worth sitting through the first two, if you decide to. Recommended to people who think of Troma films as exceptional visual art.

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